What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

What sound does a witch's car make?

What's the hardest part about skydiving?

What's an ocean's favorite playlist?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

Which insect makes the best father?

Why do trees hate going to school?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?