What do minions always put in their salads?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

What's the best band to listen to in autumn?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?