Where does Superman park his cars?
On Lois Lane.
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What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What do you call an old snowman?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What do rich squirrels eat?
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