What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

When should you stop for a glow worm?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What is an insect's favorite game?

Where do you take sick ponies?

What condiment has wings?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?