What kind of water do fireworks like?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

Why are baseball games at night?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

What's the saddest part of the week?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?