Which big cat never tells the truth?
A lie-on.
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What is a table you can eat?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Which relative loves rice?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
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