What's black and white and red all over?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

How do you grill cheese?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

What game does chlorine never lose?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?

What do cats wear to work?

Why was the math book sad?

Why do cats love to work?