Which big cat never tells the truth?
A lie-on.
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What animal could Noah not trust?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
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