What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Why are winter days great?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

How does a witch play loud music?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?