What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

What is a spider's favorite book?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Where do vampires keep their money?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

What kind of music do killer whales listen to?

How did groundhogs get their name?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?