What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

Which fly makes films?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

What did the baby bull grow up to be?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?