What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

Who invented fractions?

What do teachers do during summer break?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

How do fall and winter say hello?