What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

Where do vampires keep their money?

What is the most adorable season?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?