Why do kids love theater classes?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

What fish only swims at night?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?