What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Book worms.
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why are bakers so good at math?
How do you organize a space party?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
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