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Why is a computer so smart?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

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What did the baby bull grow up to be?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

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What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?