Why do cows always skip gym class?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What's the most athletic footwear?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?