Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What do you call siblings who love math?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

How do you spot a modern spider?

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?