Why can you never find the number nine?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

What building always gets stains on it?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Which family member has tusks?

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?