Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

What school subject really rocks?

Why did the professor write on the window?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?