What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What cartoon character loves insects?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Why is grass so dangerous?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?