What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

What fairy loves to count?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

What do horses say to greet each other?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

How do you make a cow float?