What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

What do you call bears with no ears?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Where do ants go to eat?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?