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My leaf blower doesn't work.

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What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

Why do math teachers love March?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

Why do trees try new things so often?

Why do some people love eating snails?