What did the painter say to the wall?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

What dogs are always lying to you?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

What look-and-find book do wolves love?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

Which state is the cleanest?

How does a polar bear build a house?