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Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

Why did the tomato turn red?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

What part of a football field is never the same?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

What's a father's favorite flower?