What did the rug say to the floor?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

What time of day was Adam created?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?