What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Where do superheroes blend right in?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

I like telling Dad jokes.

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What animal keeps up with all the trends?

Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?