How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

She Needed Her Balance Checked!

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

What type of birds stay together forever?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

Why did the turkey join the band?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?