What should a lawyer always wear to court?

Which state has the best streets?

What did the rug say to the floor?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What do rich squirrels eat?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?