What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

How do football players deal with their problems?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Which animals make the best football players?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

That bird won't stop squawking.

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

Why do Olympians never overheat?