What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

Where do burgers like to dance?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?