Why did the man get tacos every hour?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

Which plant has the best roar?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

What's the world's weakest animal?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

What animal floats best?