Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Oscar the Grouch™.
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Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
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What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Why do moms make good vintners?
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