What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

How can you farm during the winter?

Why are winter days great?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

How do you organize a space party?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?