What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Why did the cow cross the road?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?