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Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What does a dog say before eating?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why did the elk have great hair?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

What do you call hiking college students?

What do you call a hairless poodle?