Why did the baby cookie cry?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

Which state has the best streets?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?