What's a steak's favorite shoe?
A meat loafer.
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What country has the most fish?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
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