What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

Why do orcas love to gossip?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

What animal could Noah not trust?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?