What's a steak's favorite shoe?
A meat loafer.
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
How does a witch play loud music?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
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