What's a steak's favorite shoe?
A meat loafer.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
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