What did the salad say to its dad?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

Which dogs love to study science?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

What do you call a vacation at home?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What event do spiders love to attend?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?