What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

What dog wears contact lenses?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

What do you call an exploding monkey?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

What color are all the books in the library?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?