What did the golfer order at the bakery?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

How do you care for a sick bird?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?