What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

How do you know bees have allergies?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

Bears love exotic cars.

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

Where do surfers go to school?

Why are boxers good comedians?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?