Which animals make the best football players?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

Which is the worst season?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Why was the storm actually calm?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?