Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

Where do hamsters come from?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

What do you call a happy Lassie?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

What might you call waking up in the morning?