What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

What did summer say to spring?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

What animal floats best?