Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

My brother is my partner in crime.

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

Why are winter days great?

Which president loved to take baths?

Where does money love to go shopping?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?