If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

Why are puppies so flexible?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?