What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

What is the best book to read in autumn?

What insect runs away from everything?

Where does food go to take a nap?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?