What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Curly fries!
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
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