How do you get kids to do something?

I like telling Dad jokes.

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

How do automobiles fly?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

Why did the cow cross the road?

What type of birds stay together forever?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

What's a bee's favorite cereal?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?