Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

Where does Superman park his cars?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

What nationality are most fish?

Who invented fractions?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

What does an evil hen lay?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

What do you call hiking college students?