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What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

Which family member is always relieved?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

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What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

Why are all priests fit?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?