What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

Where does the president keep his razor?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

Why are stones so good at music?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

Where do ships always get stuck?

What did one plate say to the other?

What tree has the most bark?