Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

What horn never makes a sound?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

What do goats and moms have in common?

What nationality is Santa Claus?