What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

How did the pirate call his mother?

Why do vampires always look sick?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?