What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

What type of music do frogs listen to?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

Where does breakfast live?

What is the best day to go to the beach?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

Where do ships always get stuck?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

What is a tree's least favorite month?