What do rich squirrels eat?
Cashews.
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What is the color of the wind?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why is the beach so confident?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
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