What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

Which fly makes films?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

Can February March?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

Where do cows go on vacation?