What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Which is the worst season?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
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