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When do mice play every day?

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Why is Michael Phelps never late?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What is the opposite of coffee?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

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What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

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What sweet treat never panics?

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Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?