What do you call a rabbit barber?
A hare stylist.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why did the elk have great hair?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why are fish such good architects?
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