What do you call a rabbit barber?
A hare stylist.
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What birds always travel in twos?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What is a table you can eat?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What is sand's favorite movie?
I'm not a bad putter.
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why was the cat so small?
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