Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Because it is cultured.
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Where does mist apply for a loan?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Where do ants go to eat?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
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