Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Because it is cultured.
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What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
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Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
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