Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Because it is cultured.
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Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why are trees always so positive?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why do cows go to New York?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
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