Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

Why do some people love eating snails?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Which family member is always relieved?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?