What's the saddest part of the week?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

What do pigs do over the summer?

When do flowers get their workout in?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

Why are skeletons so calm?

Why are maps such great therapists?