What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

What does a panda ghost say?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?