Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

What is an insect's favorite game?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

What do pigs do over the summer?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

What was the first animal in space?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

Why is summer always sad?

Where do ships always get stuck?