Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

Which president loved to take baths?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

How did the pirate call his mother?