Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

It's allergy season again?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?