What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

How do you get kids to do something?

This candy bar is a real home run.

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?