Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

What animal floats best?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

Why are English teachers so smart?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?