Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

What horn never makes a sound?

When do cows get tired?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?