What do you call two dentists that are very different?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

Where do kittens go to school?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

What did the calf play in the school band?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?