Which dog belongs in a band?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?