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Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

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What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

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Where did the hockey player get all his money?