What ocean creature can you never see coming?
A ghost shark.
What do you call a sleeping bull?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
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