Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
It had a heat wave.
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What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why do bees gossip?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Where do actors go to pray?
Which relative loves rice?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
How did the tree get lost?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
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