Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

What day never takes itself seriously?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What do you call an insincere horse?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?