What dinosaur loves to play golf?
A tee-rex.
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What reads and lives in an apple?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
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