How does a penguin build its house?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

What type of fishing are dogs best at?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

When should baseball players wear armor?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What does the sun drink out of?

How does a witch play loud music?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

What sport requires no movement at all?