What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

Which relative loves rice?

What animals make the best students?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

How do you raise a baby elephant?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

What nationality are most fish?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

What dogs are always lying to you?