Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

I broke my finger!

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What did the airline worker name her child?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

Why do cubes make great referees?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

Why do people always trip on September 22?