Why did the whale cross the road?

Why did the frog have a long face?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

Why do all the planets get along?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

What's the opposite of irony?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

Why do cats give such great massages?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?