Where do mice leave their boats?
At the hickory dickory dock.
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What's the friendliest national park?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Where do cows go on vacation?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
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