Where do mice leave their boats?
At the hickory dickory dock.
Why was the dog so popular?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What makes music in your hair?
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