What dog wears contact lenses?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What car can you only see twice a year?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?