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How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

Why do golfers hate cake?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

Where does the president keep his razor?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

What part of a football field is never the same?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?