What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?

What's a cat's favorite song?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?