How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

What does a panda ghost say?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

What's a cat's favorite song?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?