Why did the elephant eat the candle?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

Who are crows' favorite family members?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.