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What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

Why is spring the oddest season?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

What did you learn in school today, son?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?