Why was the snake coughing so much?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

What kind of music do planets like?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?