What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?