Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?