The museum curator needed a break.

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

What horn never makes a sound?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

Why did the mare gain weight?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?