Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

Why did the body of water think so much?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?

What do goats and moms have in common?