How do you make a walnut laugh?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What name sounds like the past tense?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

The museum curator needed a break.

What do pigs do over the summer?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

How does one gelatin greet another?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?