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What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

How do frogs get to work?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What is the smallest lion?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

How do you measure a millennial?