What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

When should you start writing a book?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

What did the stair machines call each other?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

What do you give a pony with a cold?