Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Because it's traveling light.
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
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