What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What do golfers drink on the green?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?