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What kind of pole is short and floppy?

Why was the spider so smart?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What do you call the dog magician?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

What game does a rabbit always win?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

What is Yoda's® favorite movie?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

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