Why did the frog starve?

Why was the broom late for school?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

Why do two skunks argue?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Where do ships always get stuck?

How do frogs get to work?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?