What did you learn in school today, son?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

Which plant has the best roar?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

What do cats wear to work?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?