Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

What tea do footballers drink?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

Why is heaven always so tidy?