What's another name for a grandfather clock?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What kind of books do boats write?

What animal keeps up with all the trends?

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

Where do online shopaholics love to travel?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?