What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
A drizzly bear.
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
How do you make a cow float?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What are baby potatoes called?
What says: oom oom oom?
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