What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

Why are bakers so good at math?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?