What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Why are skeletons so calm?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

Which elf is the best singer?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?