A book just fell on my head.

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What do you give a sick pig?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What do jokesters study in college?

What cartoon character loves insects?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

Where do hands go on vacation?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What's the politest month?