What washes up on miniature beaches?

Why is money so stubborn?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Why is a doctor always calm?

How do snowmen get information?

What kind of store would a dog own?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

What makes pirates such good singers?

How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?