Why should you be worried about the calendar?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

Why do math teachers love March?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

How do chickens leave the highway?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?