What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Bernadette.
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What sport requires no movement at all?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Which celebrity loves to read?
How does a squid go into battle?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What do you call an old snowman?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
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