What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

What do ducks get after they eat?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

What did the baby bull grow up to be?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?