Why did the gardener bury all his money?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

What do you call a flying police officer?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

Where do you take sick ponies?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

What car always breaks the rules?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?