What's red and smells like blue paint?

What's the last letter in the alphabet?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

What stories are told by basketball players?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

What did the snake name his daughter?

That bird won't stop squawking.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

How do dog catchers get paid?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?