What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Elefont.
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What sound does a witch's car make?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
How much money does a skunk have?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
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