What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

What day never takes itself seriously?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What season begins with a thud?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?