What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What is the strongest animal?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
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