What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

What do you call an artistic dog?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?