What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot.
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
How was the wedding?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
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