How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

Which celebrity always frowns?

Where do superheroes blend right in?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

What is the smallest lion?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What did the rug say to the floor?