Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

How does a taco bless the table?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What shape has a knighthood?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?