What's a ghost's favorite drink?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

Why are bakers so good at math?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

What game do cows play at parties?

Why are all priests fit?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?