What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Pride and Prejudice.
What do you call lending money to a bison?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
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