What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

Why are ghosts always single?

Which singer could always break a five?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?