What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Pride and Prejudice.
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
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