What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Pride and Prejudice.
How do bunnies stay fit?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What do you give a sick pig?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why are books always so angry?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What's E.T. short for?
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