When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

Which animal loves to have a good time?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

What do cows say on NYE?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?