What is a mouse's favorite game?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

Which plant has the best roar?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

What does Rudolph call his wife?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What do you call a singing rodent?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

What type of cat loves to go on hikes?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?