What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Why are goats so funny?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
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