Why do mice need oiling?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

What says: oom oom oom?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?