What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

Why do elephants have trunks?

What animal knows kung fu?

Which musician loves to make chili?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

What day is your mom always right?