What do you call a belt made of clocks?
A waist of time.
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What is the coolest country?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What do little fish love to play with?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
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