What do you call a belt made of clocks?
A waist of time.
Where does food go to take a nap?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why was the dog overweight?
What nationality are most fish?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What sports are both plant-based?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
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