What do you call a belt made of clocks?
A waist of time.
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
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