What do you call a belt made of clocks?
A waist of time.
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Where does breakfast live?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
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