What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

What snacks always have the best tan?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

Where do mice leave their boats?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Why was the bee sad?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?