What do you call a belt made of clocks?
A waist of time.
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Which insect is the smartest?
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