What do you call a belt made of clocks?
A waist of time.
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What do you call two birds in love?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
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