What do you call a belt made of clocks?
A waist of time.
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Where was Noah born?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
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