What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

Which computer won the talent show?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

How do billboards talk?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?