Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

The museum curator needed a break.

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

What's the most popular cat in New England?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?