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My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

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What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

What makes a glow worm glow?

What do you call a famous turtle?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Why are bakers paid so much money?