What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What do fish do at parades?

How do locomotives know where to go?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?